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古早以前上課的討論結果

Dos and don’ts of love
1.Good boyfriends don’t force their girlfriends. When girls say”No”, they mean it.
Monster boyfriends bug their girlfriends to do what the girls don’t want to do or threaten to break up if they don’t.

2.Good boyfriends keep their eye focused on their dates.
Monster boyfriends have wondering eyes.

3.Good boyfriends pay their share of the date.
Monster boyfriends forget to bring their wallets.

4.Good boyfriends won’t get drunk before they meet their girlfriends.
Monster boyfriends get drunk before they go on dates.

5.Good boyfriends roll with punches and pretend to have a wonderful time.
Monster boyfriends complain all evening about how bored they are.

6.Good boyfriends wash their socks everyday.
Monster boyfriends wear the same socks for three days in the roll.

7.Good boyfriends visit their girlfriends’ parents when they go to pick up the girls.
Monster boyfriends will only ask you out and hide behinds trees.

8.Good girlfriend should trust their boyfriends.
Monster girlfriends check their boyfriends’ cell phones.

9.Good girlfriends communicate with their boyfriends.
Monster girlfriends yell at their boyfriends, throw things, and cry.

10.Good girlfriends believe their boyfriends are really busy and can’t go out with them.
Monster girlfriends always call their boyfriends and nag them.

11.Good girlfriends don’t do drugs at all.
Monster girlfriends smoke and drink.

12.Good boyfriends don’t gossip about old girlfriends.
Monster boyfriends like to sprend gossip.

13.Good boyfriends don’t change their girlfriends.
Monster boyfriends want their girlfriends to chage for them.

14.Good boyfriends are willing to apologize when they do something wrong.
Monster boyfriends make excuses to cover up their faults.

2003/5/3